Me: I am not looking forward to my annual performance review, last year was tough.
Boss: I understand it. Look on the bright side, it is a career calibration.
Me: Now you are talking. Do you think -20% to +10% is a good calibration goal for last year?
Share your punch line with us.
Me: Son, go check what’s your after school activity today on the calendar.
Son: Dad, why do you always spell swim as S-W-M-M!
Me: Boss, how do you know our model results are right?
Boss: Let me think…. I’ve been here for 10 years and I am still not getting sued by a client.
Me: Boss, the model says the discharge rate is 51.235cfs, why do you round it up to 51?
Boss: (Look up at me over the top of his reading glasses), Mel, we are not building a watch here. It is a pond.
